cawcawoedipus:

bongwaterjello:

fuckyeahfreeimmortal:

im-the-swamp-witch:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

hip-hip-bourree:

ronandhermy:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

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THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

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sociallyawkwardgirlstrikes:

#the one in which Podrick is all of us

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twowandsandadrink:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Crab’s Lost Love” (comic by Gunshow)

This fucking comic. I. This fuckign. This comic make me have emotiosn over a crab. I am almost in tears  because of this ufkcing crab. what te fuck what the hell is going

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beyoncescock:
“this
”

*missed phone call from work*

squidyword:

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it 

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

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Tags: me af only w bn

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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  • harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i'm so excited!!
  • harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

robbiegeez:

alien comic

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lieutenant-sapphic:

the-pesci-mode:

acoolguy:

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head

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misselaney:

thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

this was too cool not to reblog

I don’t care if I have reblogged this already, this is awesome for those “How do I draw someone who looks” questions.

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twitterlols:
“me for the next 3 months
”

twitterlols:

me for the next 3 months

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redpaperowl:

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

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ulti-buddy:

neko-setsuka:

pembrokewkorgi:

hippie-with-a-gun:

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

This is my kind of content.

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

loaft

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awonderingliz:

Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 in G, Prélude

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